Glauber “Pro” Contessoto—an immigrant working multiple jobs and living in a 220-square-foot apartment—gambles his life savings on a joke cryptocurrency. Two months later, he became “The Dogecoin Millionaire” and a hero to his growing YouTube following. THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE exposes today's market's startling risks and rewards through expert commentary and the anxiety-inducing stories of real people trying to make millions.